More toilet talk

I hate to push down the pretty pictures on the page with more toilet photos, but it must be done. Our hotel toilet is the most frightening thing I’ve ever encountered. I’m afraid I’m gonna fall in. And the outer edge is so tiny and sharp. It hurts! Thankfully, little potty-training Lexi doesn’t have to try and tackle this throne. There’s been a lot of hovering here in room 509. I’ve taken a few photos to show you what I mean (of the toilet, not the hovering). I put the phone near the black hole to give you a sense of scale. That circa 1987 phone isn’t small, either.